Stork

Stork Jokes

Johnny

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

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  • Baby

    Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.

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  • Baby

    All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

    Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

    Baby

    Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

    1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

    2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

    3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

    4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

    5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

    6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

    7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

    8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

    9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

    10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

    Documentary

    I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

    In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

    Boy

    A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

    Dad said, "It is, Son."

    Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

    Baby

    Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.