History jokes

WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.

What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?

Mien.

What is a black person's least favorite word game?

Hangman.

Why can’t American people play chess?

Because they lost their towers.

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"

Well, Germany lost twice.

Why can’t the USA play chess?

Because they lost their two towers.

Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.

Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.

Why are there more female history teachers than male?

Because women like to bring up the past.

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

Why do I support slavery?

Because I’m white.

What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: The U.S. in 1919!

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.

Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.

I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.