Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
It's good that Canada doesn't have the death sentence for treason anymore.
Danielle Smith is so fucking fat she'd get stuck in the gallows.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........