How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
For centuries the catholic church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
Chancel culture!
Who was the most successful Transgender and Transrace person in history? Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgory, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour
WJE officially a gone memory
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position? Sixty nein.
Q. Why did Hitler shoot himself? A. Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
what did the captured germans say to the french in ww1?
“Verdun for”
My great grandfather died in 9-11......
He was such a good pilot......
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
Why can’t Americans play chess They lost 2 towers
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common? They both enjoy digging up the past
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine
