History jokes
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!