History jokes
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
I read a book on the Tracy Latimer case the other day.
It was a gas.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
Why did Anne cross the road?
To get a new head ;)
What is a snake’s favourite subject?
Hiss-tory!
I have the superpower to predict the past.
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
Okay, thanks for watching!
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.