Isaac Newton's Secret

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so listen up, dummy. The joke is that both Isaac Newton and the kidnapped kid have something in common: they both virgins. But the punchline is funny because kidnapping is wrong and not something you joke about. You probably think kidnapping is funny, don't you?

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