On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them
When you name yourself twin towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
Twin towers is on fire🔥
Terrorist is on a streak of 2
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/
They lost two towers.
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?"
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
What did the twin towers mom say when she fed them, open wide honey here comes the air plane
best friend makes 9/11 joke
you: hey my dad was inside the tower
best friend: im sorry
you: I always knew he was a great pilot
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Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Lmao idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
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What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
