Tower jokes
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.