Tower

Tower Jokes

Pizza

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Terrorist

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

Dad

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Chess

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

Mom

What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."

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  • Friend

    best friend makes 9/11 joke.

    you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

    best friend: "I'm sorry."

    you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

    Morbid jokes

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.

    Pizza

    Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

    It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

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  • Dad

    What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.

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  • Woman

    Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.

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  • Twin Towers

    What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

    9/11

    What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

    McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

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