Tower jokes
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."