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Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost two towers.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they already lost two towers.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.

I don’t like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia

Why were the people in the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

What did the North tower say to the south tower. “sorry can’t talk, got to catch a plane”

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers

whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school

why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers

whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f...ed.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

I don’t like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash