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Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost two towers.

Why were the people in the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they already lost two towers.

I don’t like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers

In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

What did the North tower say to the south tower. “sorry can’t talk, got to catch a plane”

Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn

Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash

why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers

As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It’s a great way to pass the time.

What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers