Tower jokes
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.