Tower jokes
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
"I’m coming for you two!"
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.