Tower Jokes

Anonymous

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

Anonymous

When you name yourself twin towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

Twin towers is on fire🔥

Terrorist is on a streak of 2

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in Pizza

On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

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drunkonlemonjuice

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

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Anonymous

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

Glap

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?…because they orded pepperoni pizza and got plain

Anonymous

I screamed Jenga today in class where watching a 911 documentary

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Gummybears

How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/

They lost two towers.

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octavius

like this if you don’t like school

Anonymous

Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers

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Funneh_Guy

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Anonymous

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

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Anonymous

Watching the 9/11 documentaries just watching a kill cam

Korbin

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

Anonymous

Lmao idiots don’t know how to play Jenga.

James Johnson

What did the north tower say to the south tower

Let’s talk later I gotta catch a plane

Mixer Gen
in Common

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they’re gone they never come back.

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Anonymous

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

cjh

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn’t land too well