Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.

Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost two towers.

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

I don’t like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia

Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers

What did the North tower say to the south tower. “sorry can’t talk, got to catch a plane”

whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f...ed.

What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers

Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers

As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It’s a great way to pass the time.

Why can’t America play chess?

They’re missing two towers

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

People who jumped out of the twin towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

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