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Anonymous

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

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Anonymous

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

Pizza

Look! over there!

On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

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drunkonlemonjuice

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

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Gummybears

How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/

They lost two towers.

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Korbin

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

Lost

Anonymous

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

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Hi

September 11 bring your plane to work day

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Anonymous

What were the terroist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it we can’t go under it we’ll have to go through it

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Anonymous

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

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Off-brand god

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two now they’re a sensitive topic.

Air

Anonymous

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

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Lost

Anonymous

Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost two towers.

Queen

Anonymous

Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.

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A pinch of dark humor

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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Ttowers11

“White people cant jump”…

“You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11”

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Supra

What’s New York’s favourite game?

2001 flight simulator

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Osame bin laden

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head

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ninja

What’s Al Quieda’s favorite footbal team?

New York Jets

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MyMom

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

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