Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
How to make a orphans hands hurt:make them clap their hands till their parent comes back
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?- Wait, no. Its too CHEESY