History jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
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Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Helen Keller.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.