What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
History Jokes
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
9/11
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
