What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
you: Captain where is this plane going? Captain: New York, 175 Greenwich Street.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.
Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
Q: What's a Ships Least Favorite Food A: IceBurg-ERS
wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords
Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??
What is long and hard and is full of seamen? A submarine
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
How do you call a fast boat? Usain, Usain Boat
"Jack sparrow"
Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is
Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say
3 minutes later
Why didn't I listen to the strong one
kapteyn = captain
Putin be like that boat is now submarine!
