Captain Jokes

Michael Jackson

Anonymous

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

5

Plane

There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow

Bolt

naruto

what cearial do i eat captain bolts

Titanic

Julia

*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.

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Milk

Anonymous

yo momma titty milk taste like captain crunch

Taste

Anonymous

your mom said my cum tastes like captain crunch bitch

Roast

Anonymous

Ur so fat u sunk captain crunch’s ship. Ur so fat ur blood type is Nutella.

Jack

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

"Jack sparrow"

Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow

Virgin

Captain America is a 106 yo virgin

Plane

Anonymous

you: Captain where is this plane going? Captain: New York, 175 Greenwich Street.

Titanic

Anonymous

Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is

Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say

3 minutes later

Why didn't I listen to the strong one

Titanic

Anonymous

if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG

Man

Ilsan

Girl: hi(flirt) Boy: hi?(reluctant) Girl: im a cheerleader captain, im also single.(flirt) Boy 2: exuse me?! He's MY MAN...

Michael Jackson

Crap hole

WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids

Alcohol

Anonymous

What's the difference between captain Morgan and any Winehouse? Captain Morgan comes alive when you added coke.

Toilet

Jaxon Edghill

The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log

Windows

Microsoft

Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre