Captain Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow

what cearial do i eat captain bolts

*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.

yo momma titty milk taste like captain crunch

your mom said my cum tastes like captain crunch bitch

Ur so fat u sunk captain crunch’s ship. Ur so fat ur blood type is Nutella.

What caused Captain Hook's death?

He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.

"Jack sparrow"

Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain America is a 106 yo virgin

you: Captain where is this plane going? Captain: New York, 175 Greenwich Street.

Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is

Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say

3 minutes later

Why didn't I listen to the strong one

if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG

Girl: hi(flirt) Boy: hi?(reluctant) Girl: im a cheerleader captain, im also single.(flirt) Boy 2: exuse me?! He's MY MAN...

WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids

What's the difference between captain Morgan and any Winehouse? Captain Morgan comes alive when you added coke.

The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log

Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre