Slavery jokes
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.