Slavery jokes
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.