Slavery jokes
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”