Covid 19 stopped mass shooting faster than the Government
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol
Why do orphans want to be communist? So they would have a motherland.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
"When Republicans do Politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's Politics." ---Tyler Nixon
BIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
