Covid 19 stopped mass shooting faster than the Government
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol
Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them
If Government can print money
Then why are we paying taxes?!?
Why cant Chinese do anything? The government wont let them.
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
Why do orphans want to be communist? So they would have a motherland.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
