Government jokes
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why does America have more guns than people?
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
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Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.