Covid 19 stopped mass shooting faster than the Government
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol
Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.
Why cant Chinese do anything? The government wont let them.
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
Women are like the twin towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
Why do orphans want to be communist? So they would have a motherland.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
