Last Word

Anonymous

i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

Zoo

Punk

My grandfather has the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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Car

Harley

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.

Life

Anonymous

When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, “You use way too much technology!”. Jim then said, “No, YOU use too much technology!” and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.

Hand

Anonymous

My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him

He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade

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grandfather hit a building

My grandfather died in 9/11.

He was a great pilot

Titanic

Jstrong:)

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

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Offensive

Anonymous

( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was

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Life

candied.bees

my grandfather said I was to reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

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Difference

OP boss

What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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Chair

Epic Person 0_o

A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a “no”. His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, “Why do you keep asking me to croak?” The granddaughter replies, “Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland.”

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Funeral

Arsene

Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?

While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.

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Last Word

AWright

i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

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Life

Anonymous

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

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Die

ImaJoke

“I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia”

Life

Kis myass

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”

Grandpa

Carter014

One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says “well can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied “no”. So the grandpa says “okay.” And leaves it at that and walks off. A few years later the boy asks his grandfather for some money again and his grandfather once again asks “can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says “yes it can.” To which the grandpa says “good, now go fuck yourself.”

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War

ExtraChromosomes

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnam grandfather that world war 3 started

Doctor

Gavino RoyHitty BOI

I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying “Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida.” I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was “You unplugged my life support”, that’s when I called the doctor…

Good news is, I got one sick selfie!

Die

The Man

My Great Grandfather died in 9/11

He was an Amazing Pilot