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i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, “You use way too much technology!”. Jim then said, “No, YOU use too much technology!” and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.

One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says “well can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied “no”. So the grandpa says “okay.” And leaves it at that and walks off. A few years later the boy asks his grandfather for some money again and his grandfather once again asks “can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says “yes it can.” To which the grandpa says “good, now go f... yourself.”

What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a “no”. His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, “Why do you keep asking me to croak?” The granddaughter replies, “Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland.”

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him

He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?

While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.

I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying “Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida.” I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was “You unplugged my life support”, that’s when I called the doctor…

Good news is, I got one sick selfie!

I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder

I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”

i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was

My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower

My grandfather has the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban form the zoo.

My Great Grandfather died in 9/11

He was an Amazing Pilot

I can’t remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather. Good thing is, since he hit his head he can’t remember either.

My name is bob and I am a cow. My Grandfather was a knight and his name was Sir Loin