Heritage

Heritage Jokes

White

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

Adoption

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

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  • Hate

    Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.

    Inbreeding

    Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"

    Flag

    Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

    Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

    Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

    Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

    Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

    Adoption

    Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?

    Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...

    Son: Am I kidnapped?

    Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.

    Orphan

    What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?

    Their parents are extinct.

    Anthem

    What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

    "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

    Name

    How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

    Mama

    Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

    Harbor

    Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?