Heritage jokes
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Picrel is the average french wopmutt bagguette. Shitfrench aren't even White, European, or human !!
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.