Heritage jokes
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Picrel is the average french wopmutt bagguette. Shitfrench aren't even White, European, or human !!
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?