Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Heritage Jokes
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?