God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Teen Pregnancy Rise
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. God made Adam and Eve do the deed, right? Then He cranked up the hormones for teenagers. So, like, duh, why are we acting shocked when those teens start making babies? You get it now, Einstein?