9/11 jokes
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.