9/11 jokes
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.