Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
