9/11 jokes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.