9/11 jokes
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?