Why did Ms Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What does Mrs Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin kids.
3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
What is purple and wines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
What did the grape say when the Meerkat steped on it
It sayed nothing just let out a little wine
3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1…2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, “well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples”
What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
Why wouldn’t Mrs Grapes 🍇 leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What deos a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it Nothing it just lets out a little wine
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars…
Why is Mrs Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin kids.
A lady runs into a police station and yells “help, help”. I’ve been graped then a police officer says “Do you mean raped”. The girl then replies “No there was a bunch of em”.
What did the grape say when he got squished nothing he just let out a little wine
bowl of dark grapes Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men Friend 2: Black? Good one Friend 1: 21 at a time
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
What do u call a bitch a dumbass hahahahaha
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one eyed grape 🍇
three indans get captured by an enemy leader and the leaders says "go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind.The first one comes back with apples.The enemy leader says "shove them up your butt and don’t make a sound or i will kill you.He get to two and yell.The leader killed him.He goes up to heaven.The second guy come back and has grapes he gets to 9 and laughes.The leader kills him.He goes to heavenThe first guy askes the second guy why did you laugh you had it in the bag.The second guy said he say the third guy carring pineapples.
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