3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars…

<Whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? I don’t know, what?> <They are both purple except for the elephant.

bowl of dark grapes Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men Friend 2: Black? Good one Friend 1: 21 at a time

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine

A woman ran into a police station screeming “help i have bin graped” the policeman said “do you mean raped” the woman said “no the was a bunch of then”.

3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says “Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"

What was purple and conquered the world? Alexander The Grape.

What did the grape say when he got squished nothing he just let out a little wine

What did the grape say to the banana stop graping me.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

What do u call a bitch a dumbass hahahahaha