What is purple and wines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
Why did Ms Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
*A priest walks into a wine store*
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
Why is Mrs Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What deos a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it Nothing it just lets out a little wine
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. However, the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
The first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed. But you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, "Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"
Purple
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind
A grape chillie bean
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE”
What was purple and conquered the world? Alexander The Grape.
what happens to grapes when you step on them? they wine
3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
