Victim Jokes

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.

How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?

They never get old.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

Murder is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

9/11 victims are the best readers

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds

what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?

"it will be over soon"

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.

I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar

what do get when you cross a road with a stalker?

Raped

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

Bully: Hey virgin!

Victim: Im not a virgin, just ask your sister.

Bully: I dont have a sister, dumbass.

Victim: Just wait nine months.

A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."