Victim

Victim Jokes

Assault

Today was a bittersweet day...

Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!

Rapist

What did the rapist say to his victim?

"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."

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  • 9/11 victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

    Rape

    So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

    9/11 victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

    Suicide

    What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?

    Tying.

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  • Gun

    I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.

    My victims still scream.

    Rape

    Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.

    Rape

    If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.

    Twin Towers

    Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

    Well, probably their kneecaps.

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  • 9/11

    Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

    What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

    Murder

    Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.

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  • 9/11 victim

    9/11 victims are the best readers.

    They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

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  • Rape

    I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.