Victim jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar? They never get old.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.