I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're iNdePendEnt women after all.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
