History jokes
"Welcome to the gulag."
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.