History jokes
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
Memes
Fuck teslas
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.