I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
History Jokes
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
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What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
The Nazis.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
