History jokes
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
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What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.