Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
What did one squirrel say to the other ''do you have any nuts''
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave...
you know I want an ADHD cure. when?
Squirrel
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!!!
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Where do squirrels go for fun? The acorn-ival.
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How come Mr Squirrel watches porn sometimes? Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise? He was paid peanuts.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth
Dees was a squirrel, who had big nuts. Everybody loved dees big nuts.
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The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated, we don't need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway, guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!!!"
