Archaeology jokes

Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?

Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?

Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.