Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
