Archaeology jokes
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.