Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Demanding Juice
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dunce! So, these two peeps are all morally superior, decrying slavery like they discovered fire or somethin'. Then comes "me" – probably you, knowing your intellect – and ruins the whole vibe by casually demanding juice like a total slave driver. It's funny because it's so messed up and unexpected! You wouldn't know funny if it slapped you in the face, which, frankly, someone should.
Anonymous
lol i made my friend be my slave and now she has to do whatever i say or i hit her butt rly hard >:) she has to obey whatever i want and get me whatever i want and give me all her money she's my slave >:)