Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
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What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.” Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.