Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
Listen up, buttercup. Little Johnny's grandpappy was in World War II, right? Some folks were schemin' to off him, plannin' to sneak up and shoot him from a helicopter. But grandpappy heard 'em, grabbed his gun, and took 'em all out! So Little Johnny says the moral of the story is: don't even think about messin' with his grandpappy. You are not smart, like the author of the joke.
