Direction

Direction Jokes

Titanic

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

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  • Future

    My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

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  • Life

    What's the difference between a knife and my life?

    A knife has a point.

    Fart

    Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”

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  • Band

    What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?

    "Juan Direction."

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  • Mama

    Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.

    Orphan

    I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.

    Wife

    My wife said I had no sense of direction... so I packed my sh*t and left.

    Face

    When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.

    The direction I'm looking.

    Arrow

    What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?

    A Disap point ment.

    Eye

    Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

    Blonde

    If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?

    The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!

    Hitler

    If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."