*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
Follow,me if you need advice or just follow mee
Your career might be in the north but its going south :)
my wife said i had no sense of direction.... so i packed my sh*t and right
When I see your face there's one thing I want to change The direction I'm looking
What do you call a arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment
if hitler was in a car doing his salute he would be saying take the 3rd right
What is heavy forward but not backward? -- "ton".
A guy walks into an AA meeting and ask for a road map.
You are my compass, without you, I’m lost.
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar....
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
whats the definition of rude ?
sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
there was a man he took a right he took another right he took a last right why did he stop
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP
