Direction jokes
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
-->[] go through the door if you can.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."