*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
My wife said I have no sense of direction I said, where did that come from?
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
Follow,me if you need advice or just follow mee
I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home
Your career might be in the north but its going south :)
my wife said i had no sense of direction.... so i packed my sh*t and right
What do you call a arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment
When I see your face there's one thing I want to change The direction I'm looking
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building who would hit the ground 1st? The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions! ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
if hitler was in a car doing his salute he would be saying take the 3rd right
What is heavy forward but not backward? -- "ton".
"in chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king"
I mean yea the chess board looks like kitchen floor so-
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
my husband is mad that i have no sense of direction. so i packed up my stuff and right.
