Health jokes
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Memes
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
He pimples?