Health jokes

What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.

What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?

He became Gatorade.

His favorite drink was his dribble.

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.

Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?

Oranges because they have vitamin C.

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

You're so skinny that you fall.

How do sick Mexicans say hello?

"Ebola."

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.

It's a canariel disease, untweetable.

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!

I never get off on the wrong foot.