Health jokes
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Memes
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.