Health jokes
You're so skinny that you fall.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
You fighting? More like you're dying!
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why drink water and not bleach?
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
When is a cold not a cold?
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.