Why drink water and not bleach?
Health Jokes
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
When is a cold not a cold?
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
