Health jokes
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Memes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."