Blue and Stiff

  • What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?

    Cot death.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke tricks ya! You're thinkin' somethin' sexy, but BAM! It's about a baby dyin' in its cot. Dark, right? Just like your chances of understandin' this without me, Explain Bear, spellin' it out for ya.

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