what's small and can't turn around in a hallway? a baby with a javelin in its head!
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teacher" hey James this is the third time I asked you a question!" James'' but you told me not to answer you back!"
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends? Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.”
yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there"
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"