"Give me a cigarette," the condemned man said.
"I thought you quit," replied the guard.
"I did, but I don't think it matters anymore."
Quitting Smoking
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, brainlet. The guy is literally about to get executed. Quitting smoking is for staying healthy and living longer, but his clock is clean out of time. I bet you still check under your bed for monsters but forget to tie your own shoes in the morning.
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