Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine, and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes. The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault.... couple years ago all my grains got loose.
Bestie hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!!
