Migraine jokes

Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.

One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.

The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.

Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.