Migraine jokes

Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.

One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.

The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.

Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

Mom: Wake up!

Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...

Mom: Why are you disappointed?

Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...

Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.