Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.