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Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.