What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
