Gonorrhea jokes
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
