Ligma jokes
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
It's sad someone has ligma.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Ligma.
Balls.
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
I have ligma.