Ligma jokes
Ligma
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
Ligma.
Balls.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!