What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
I'm on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Why cant Chinese play baseball? Because they eat the bats
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
