Why can't blind people have a sea food diet?
They have to see the food to eat
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
why are people in japan so slim. bcuz the last time a fatman came the lost half their population
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
I'm on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Why cant Chinese play baseball? Because they eat the bats
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
