What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
why are people in japan so slim. bcuz the last time a fatman came the lost half their population
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
I'm on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Why cant Chinese play baseball? Because they eat the bats
