Why can't blind people have a sea food diet?
They have to see the food to eat
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
