Health jokes
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Memes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.