Health jokes
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
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What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
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What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.