Health jokes
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Let me know what your results are!
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳