Health jokes
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Let me know what your results are!
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.