Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is all about OP's mama being dumb as a rock. So dumb, in fact, that Patrick Star – you know, the starfish from SpongeBob – bolted because he was scared her stupidity might be catching! And, let's be real, with your joke-writing skills, I'm not sure you have any business calling anyone "stupid."