Javelin jokes
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Jas.
Jak