Javelin jokes

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?

A baby with a javelin in its head!

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...