Javelin jokes
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!