Javelin jokes
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
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What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
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"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...