Javelin jokes
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...