Javelin jokes

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?

A baby with a javelin in its head!

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.