Javelin jokes

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?

A baby with a javelin in its head!

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"