Dyslexia

Dyslexia Jokes

Confidence

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Daughter

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Store

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

Chick

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Man

Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?

Boy

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.

Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"

Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"

Rapist

Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"

Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"

Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)

Rose

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!