Dyslexia jokes

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!

I put the sexy in dyslexia.

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?

He shot a Ginger.

Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

My "friend" has dyslexia.

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.

Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"

Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"

Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?

Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"

Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"

Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!