Dyslexia jokes

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.

Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"

Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"

Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?

He shot a Ginger.

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

My "friend" has dyslexia.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"

Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"

Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)

I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia. So I ended up doing the YMCA.

I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"