What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy
What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.
The Arabian Sea is in which state
liquid
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle
What do you call a decapitated politician? A severed head of state.
Virginia is false advertising Couldn't find many virgins there
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. You never turn your back to your family
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
there are 2 types of people in Alabama the orphans and the incest's
Roses are red The sun isn't shining My mental state Is rapidly declining
only in ohio
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.
Hey mom I'm back from the circus parade, it was amazing! first came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, And then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion, oh and what came after her? Asked the mother, Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee said the boy.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal
where are virgins usually born? Virginia
