Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What do you call a born again heteroflexable male that is a christain nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that he is a gay man that is in the closet he should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means by necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.
35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
The Arabian Sea is in which state
liquid
