State jokes
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
My live.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Your life, ahhahaha!
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Me die.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Spell "I hod."
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?