Jason

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What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger? When the lettuce runs from the hamburger cries

What’s got 6 legs 3 arms and 3 heads?

The finish line at the Boston marathon

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Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other says, "Well...I'm a huge metal fan..."

DId you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a sode can? He was lucky it was a soft drink