Yo Mama's Ugly Baby

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

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Hey, nimrod, this joke is all about how ugly yo mama is. She's so ugly that when her baby popped out, it was like, "Ew, what's this garbage?" and then it bounced outta the hospital. I can't believe you didn't get that, you are ugly as yo mama!

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Yo mama so black that when she wears yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheeseburger.

Yo mama so white that when you turn on the lights, she disappears.

Yo mama so old that she has an autographed Bible.

Yo mama so ugly that she had to do Picture Day facing the wall.