Soda Can jokes
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
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