Soda Can jokes
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
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