What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Health Jokes
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
You're so skinny that you fall.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
You fighting? More like you're dying!
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
