Health jokes
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
My mental health.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.