Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
Viagra Jokes
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
