Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3
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Man I don’t need viagra when I see Mara
They say if viagra lasts more than four hours call the doctor ? I’m just wondering it’s been 6 hours and I’m still hard should I call the doctor or hop on another women
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
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What does a Viagra and Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)
I overdosed on viagra yesterday, It was the hardest day of my life
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
In life, some people have it harder than others. Thats why Viagra exists.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close the casket.
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn It keeps the sheets of my bed at night
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra? Because they just keep getting harder and harder
