A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3
Man 1:Dude viagra is for pussys real men don’t need viagra Man 2: I thought viagra was for dicks
Man I don’t need viagra when I see Mara
They say if viagra lasts more than four hours call the doctor ? I’m just wondering it’s been 6 hours and I’m still hard should I call the doctor or hop on another women
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)
I overdosed on viagra yesterday, It was the hardest day of my life
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close the casket.
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra? Because they just keep getting harder and harder
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn It keeps the sheets of my bed at night
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Why is viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
