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    • Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?

    Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.

    Dad: She had to take the deep penis.

    Son: Umm...... WHAT!?

    Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.

    Dad: Oh for god's sakes.

    Dad: Epi Pen.

    Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The dad tricked his son by first saying "deep penis" then revealing he meant "Epi Pen." It's a play on words, see? Bet you're still using training wheels on your brain, aren't ya?

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