Salmonella jokes

What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?

You get salmonella.

I hate salmonella.

It is such a pain in the butt.

What disease do you get from eating fish?

Salmonella!

Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.

Mo sal. F.

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."