Salmonella jokes

What disease do you get from eating fish?

Salmonella!

I hate salmonella.

It is such a pain in the butt.

What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?

You get salmonella.

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.

Then the antidote becomes the most important.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.