Salmonella jokes

What disease do you get from eating fish?

Salmonella!

I hate salmonella.

It is such a pain in the butt.

What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?

You get salmonella.

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.

Then the antidote becomes the most important.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.