Salmonella jokes

What disease do you get from eating fish?

Salmonella!

I hate salmonella.

It is such a pain in the butt.

What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?

You get salmonella.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.