Salmonella jokes

What disease do you get from eating fish?

Salmonella!

I hate salmonella.

It is such a pain in the butt.

What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?

You get salmonella.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.