I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "does your poop stick to your fur?" And the rabbit replied, "no" and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
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What did the squirrel say to the dog?
There are nuts in your poop. I found them.
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What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus
so i took a poop out side when i was done i wiped and got it on my finger after that i had nutella and i thought the poop on my hand was nutella and i licked it i said daddy chill what in the heck is this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: John what did he do earlier
John: hold on, I’m trying to think
Me: I thought I smelled poop
I’d tell ya a poop joke But your my favorite turd
Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
poop of rabbits is cereal
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car
A: A suicide bomber
what did one poop say to the other poop?whats the matter you look flushed
👨 + 👩 + 👦 + 👬 + 👧 +👭 + 🚻 + 💩 = 🚽 + 💩 + 🚽 = 🪠 💩 + 🪠= 🚽+ 💩 + 🐘 + 💩 + 🚻 + 🚽 + 🪠 = 😭
What do Cavemen Poop in? A NEANDER STALL
What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”
why did the chicken cross the road? to poo in the toilet
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop? Dog poop touches grass.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an apple store? Because they don`t have windows. 🤢 🤣
Why did the poop cross the street .why. Because it was trying to get in the toilet
