Poop

Poop Jokes

Bear

So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

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  • Son

    I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.

    Squirrel

    What did the squirrel say to the dog?

    "There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"

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  • John

    Me: John, what did he do earlier?

    John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.

    Me: I thought I smelled poop.

    Matter

    What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

    Finger

    So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Street

    Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.

    Friend

    I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.