I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. – But he’s still making fun of me.

What did the squirrel say to the dog?

There are nuts in your poop. I found them.


So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your poop stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

We Spend The Weekend Getting The POOP OUT!

What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus

Me: John what did he do earlier

John: hold on, I’m trying to think

Me: I thought I smelled poop

Have you heard about the movie constipation?

No,Because It never came out…

Your mom sings “It’s the final countdown” while pooping.

I say cow poop – cow’s say moonure

what did one poop say to the other poop?whats the matter you look flushed

What do Cavemen Poop in? A NEANDER STALL

What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”


poop of rabbits is cereal

why did the chicken cross the road? to poo in the toilet

There are three men walking down the road and they come across a farm that is for sale. The three men look at each other and put all their money together to buy the farm. On that farm there is a cow a monkey and a bunch of cow food. The men are out of money and the farm is going out of business. One of the men’s sees that there is a contest for the biggest cow in the county. They entered the contest but it’s so thin. Every time they tried to feed the cattle it would poop and lose weight again, so one of them in suggested that they put a cork up the cows behind. The first guy says okay then go put a cork there. I don’t want to do it you do it no you do it. The third guy says let’s just get the monkey to do it. And the monkey puts the cork in the couch behind. They win the biggest cow contest and get the money they need to save the farm. The second guy realizes that they need to take the cork out of cow. Guys we need to take the cork out of the cow he says. Well I’m not going to do it you do it, no you do it. The third guy says let’s just get the monkey to do it again. So the monkey uncorks a cow. And there was a huge explosion… a few days later the three men wake up in the hospital. The doctor walks up to the first man what happened he asks the first man replies all I remember is that a horrible sound. The doctor walks up to the second man and asks what happened. All I remember is that horrible smell… The doctor walks up to the third man and again ask the same question. The third man looks at him and says all I remember is that poor poor monkey trying to put the cork back in.

I’d tell ya a poop joke But your my favorite turd

Why does a chicken cross the road

To poop and pee in the potty

From My 6 year old sister

Why did the poop cross the street .why. Because it was trying to get in the toilet