So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "does your poop stick to your fur?" And the rabbit replied, "no" and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
There are nuts in your poop. I found them.
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What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus
you
Me: John what did he do earlier
John: hold on, I’m trying to think
Me: I thought I smelled poop
I’d tell ya a poop joke But your my favorite turd
Your mom sings "It's the final countdown" while pooping.
poop of rabbits is cereal
what did one poop say to the other poop?whats the matter you look flushed
What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”
so i took a poop out side when i was done i wiped and got it on my finger after that i had nutella and i thought the poop on my hand was nutella and i licked it i said daddy chill what in the heck is this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink
What do Cavemen Poop in? A NEANDER STALL
I say cow poop -- cow's say moonure
why did the chicken cross the road? to poo in the toilet
Why did the poop cross the street .why. Because it was trying to get in the toilet
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Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother carl. he got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. when we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. it was pretty cholerious.
