Poop jokes
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
you.
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!