So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
There are nuts in your poop. I found them.
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What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus
you.
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
Your mom sings "It's the final countdown" while pooping.
poop of rabbits is cereal
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
I say cow poop -- cow's say moonure
why did the chicken cross the road? to poo in the toilet
Why did the poop cross the street .why. Because it was trying to get in the toilet
your face was so ugly you got adopted by a poop
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.
