Dinosaur

Dinosaur Jokes

Dad

Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.

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  • Uncle

    My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭

    Difference

    What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?

    The dinosaur once existed.

    Texas

    What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?

    A Tyrannosaurus Tex.

    Orphan

    What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?

    Their parents are extinct.

    Road

    Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

    Because chickens didn't exist then.

    Doctor

    What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.