Dinosaur jokes
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY