Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got the see either of them and they are now extinct
What do u call a blind dinosaur? *do-u-think-he-saur-us*
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why.....he said so I could be extinctðŸ˜ðŸ˜
whats the diffret between a smart blond and a dinosaurs
the dinosaur once exsested
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom. The "p" is silent.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore
What dinosaur loves music? The velociRAPtor!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur: a dinosnore!
why was the T-rex so angry?You would be angry too,if you’re arms were to short to masterbaute.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots
A Tyrannosaurus Tex
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
a galiminus.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground
why cant you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? because the "p" is silent
i wish i was a dinosaur because all of them are dead
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Eat-a-lot-of-pus
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
what do orphans and dinosaurs have in common their parents are extinct
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist then.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight............do you think he saw us
What did the cave man say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that Dino-sour!
