Dinosaur jokes
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
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