Dinosaur jokes
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.