Habit jokes
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!