“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
so I and my friend were talking this time, I asked them what they would do if they ever met rengoku they said that they would probably like shake his hand or sm but I said I would lick his forehead. wtf
I wanted another piece of pizza.... but she said I could only have One Piece.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What is the difference between a orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Hatsune miku is not from an anime
What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
Why did naruto run fast?? Because he tried to get away from himself
Only a tru MHA fan would understand
denki- hey Mineta i have a joke for you)Mineta- go on)Denki- Ururaka's booty)Mineta- i don't get it) Denki- exactly) mineta- ^cries T_T^)
Screw anima!
oh wait, that called hentai.
i told my friend to watch naruto, it's been a week since i've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
