Anime jokes
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
"AOT is mid."
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
AOT > ur fav anime.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Ichigo solos.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.