I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. This dude is trying to be all Mr. Clean, listing all the bad habits he doesn't have. But then BAM! He realizes he left his smokes at the bar. It's funny because he's trying to act all innocent, but he's still got that dirty habit clinging to him. You probably don't even know what a cigarette is. You're probably still eating crayons.